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Unique Strategic Deployment

1-800-WE-FIX-EM™ provides Financial & Strategic Investors and their portfolio companies with a national, unified gateway for service requests at scale, enabling customers to act immediately without searching for alternatives  – bypassing competitors before competition even begins.

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Single-Vertical → Multi-Industry Control

Simultaneous Deployment Across Multiple Industries

Traditional 1-800 brands have historically been built around a single vertical. 


1-800-WE-FIX-EM™ breaks that model. Built for deployment across HVAC, plumbing, restoration, electrical, appliance repair, and other service categories, it is positioned to simultaneously control the customer entry point across multiple high-demand service sectors within fragmented $700B repair market.

Large HVAC Platform Impact

Without an Optimized Vanity Number

Illustrative Year 1 Base Case


A multi-market home-services platform operating within a single vertical::


  • Existing Annual Marketing Spend: $100M
  • Offline Advertising: $40M
  • Digital Advertising: $60M
  • Baseline Response Rate: 2.0% offline / 1.0% digital
  • Conversion Rate: 30% offline / 20% digital 
  • Average Customer Lifetime Revenue: $6,000

With 1-800-WE-FIX-EM™

  • Same platform
  • Same $100M marketing budget 
  • +30% Offline Response Lift
  • +10% Digital Response Lift
  • +15% Repeat Customer Revenue Lift (recall-driven) 
  • +5% Referral Revenue Lift (memorability effect) 


YEAR 1 ILLUSTRATIVE IMPACT:

  • +300,000 Incremental Inbound Leads 
  • +84,000 Incremental Customers Acquired
  • +$504M Acquisition-Driven Incremental Revenue
  • +$75.6M Repeat Customer Revenue Lift 
  • +$25.2M Referral Revenue Lift 
  • +$604.8M Total Annual Incremental Revenue

YEAR 1 Single Vertical Projected Impact

5-Year EBITDA & Enterprise Value Projections

Enterprise-Scale Value Creation

The projections above illustrate deployment within one service vertical and one portfolio company using approximately $100M in existing annual media spend. 

At scale, the model supports approximately $150M–$250M+ in additional annual EBITDA and $2B–$4B+ in enterprise value within that single vertical.


The model also uses a conservative $6,000 average customer lifetime revenue assumption, compared with an approximately $15,340 published HVAC customer-lifetime-value benchmark, leaving additional upside before multi-category expansion.


Deployment across additional portfolio companies, service categories, and markets creates further upside beyond the modeled case.


Across service industries, 1-800-WE-FIX-EM™ consolidates demand into a unified entry point – increasing repeat usage, referrals, customer lifetime value, and marketing efficiency while strengthening control at the point demand originates.

Annual Household Service Demand (U.S.)

Digital Customer Acquisition Advantage

Direct Customer Access at the Moment of Need

In digital environments, high-intent customers prefer direct phone interaction – especially in urgent service categories. A memorable vanity number brand reduces decision friction and increases response rates.


In urgent situations, customers do not search – they act. 1-800-WE-FIX-EM™ eliminates the need to go online and delivers immediate contact. 


It is a centralized, brandable, national entry point that can capture high-intent repair demand before customers search online or call a competitor – then route that demand across multiple service verticals. 

1-800-WE-FIX-EM™ Structural Advantage

This opportunity extends beyond a single-vertical gain. It represents a scalable customer acquisition gateway capable of compounding value across service portfolios.


The real question is not about price. It is about:


  • Who controls the primary entry point to repair services in America 


  • Who captures customer demand before search, ads, or brand competition even begin 


  • Who permanently disadvantages competitors across the $700B repair market


  •  Who establishes the national repair gateway first


  • What it costs every competitor who doesn't – every day, for years to come 


1-800-FLOWERS®, 1-800 CONTACTS®, and 1-800-GOT-JUNK?® have each reached roughly 10% of their relevant markets. 1-800-WE-FIX-EM™ applies that proven mechanism across the fragmented $700B U.S. repairs and home services market. 


* Sources: 1-800-FLOWERS.COM Fiscal 2025 results – Consumer Floral & Gifts revenue of $776.8M; IBISWorld 2026 U.S. floristry market ~$7.9B; FTC Initial Decision – 1-800 CONTACTS® accounted for about 10% of total U.S. contact-lens sales; Grand View Research – North American contact-lens market of $5.4B in 2025; 1-800-GOT-JUNK?® 2025 Franchise Disclosure Document revenue figures; Mordor Intelligence U.S. bulky-waste collection market data; McKinsey U.S. home-services market ~$700B; 

How Value Scales with Deployment

  • Initial Single-Vertical Deployment
    $604.8M projected Year 1 incremental revenue 


  • Scaled Five-Year Deployment
    $9.07B projected cumulative incremental revenue 


  • Year 5 Enterprise Value
    $4.8B–$21.8B illustrative range 


  • Multi-Vertical Deployment
    Unified national demand gateway across multiple service categories
    → Multi-billion-dollar enterprise impact


Full category and market penetration delivers outsized, multi-billion-dollar platform impact through compounded customer acquisition, repeat utilization, cross-category demand capture, and customer lifetime revenue – creating a dominant competitive position.


The model supports rapid capital recovery, with early deployment cycles capable of generating substantial enterprise-level value.

Acquisition Opportunity

A category-defining customer acquisition gateway built to capture high-intent inbound repair demand

The acquisition package includes the following assets:

 

  • 1-800-WE-FIX-EM™
    Use-based trademark application (Class 37) – published for opposition on September 8, 2026; used in connection with appliance repair services since at least 02/01/2011.


  • WE FIX EM™
    Intent-to-Use trademark application (Class 37) covering repair services – published for opposition on September 8, 2026. Any assignment will comply with federal requirements applicable to Section 1(b) applications.


  • Associated Toll-Free Service Arrangement
    Coordination with the applicable Responsible Organization and carrier to support continuity of the toll-free service used in connection with the 1-800-WE-FIX-EM™ brand for the acquiring party following completion of the broader asset transaction. 


  • Domain portfolio
    1800WEFIXEM.com, 800WEFIXEM.com, WEFIXEM.com, 1-800-WE-FIX-EM.com, 1-800-WEFIXEM.com, 1800-WEFIXEM.com


* The toll-free number itself is not offered for sale, and no consideration is allocated to it. Service continuity would be implemented through the applicable Responsible Organization and carrier as part of the broader asset transaction, subject to applicable telecommunications requirements.  

Investment Highlights

This asset is capable of enabling $500M–$3B+ in incremental annual revenue within a single service vertical, with additional upside across multiple service categories.


Designed for deployment across HVAC, plumbing, restoration, appliance repair, electrical, and broader home-service ecosystems, it supports national-scale marketing, contractor networks, franchise systems, lead-generation platforms, and warranty dispatch operations.


  • $150M–$250M+ Additional Annual EBITDA → $2B–$4B+ Enterprise Value (Single Vertical) 
  • Rapid Capital-Recovery Potential
  • Scalable Across Multiple Service Categories
  • Multi-Service Monetization per Customer
  • Greater Control of High-Intent Repair Demand

Submit Your Inquiry

Strategic acquisition discussions begin at $100,000,000+.

Proposals are being considered on a confidential, rolling basis


Qualified parties may contact us directly:

1-800-WE-FIX-EM

(1-800-933-4936)

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